*** CAPRICORN ***

This is no pleasant task for me to explain to all you clinging, climbing CAPRICORNs why you end up being the butt of most of the astrological jokes. It's because you're so dang serious!

On the Zodiac, CAPRICORN is an EARTH sign, ruled by the planet Saturn. You must achieve the highest levels of Success or you will feel your life is worthless.

Money, career excellence, recognition, physical security, and emotional intimacy are all matters of supreme importance. And the fact is that, whether you give yourself credit or not, you almost always prevail. You may cover up your eternal desperation to succeed with a clever, subtle sense of humor.

You'll outlive and outdo all the others. You may not be chuckling now, but you always get the last laugh.

-- Zodiac reading by psychic astrologer Jacqueline Stallone